An acronym for "Extended Weekend WorkAttention Paralysis." This is the feeling of distraction that consumes employees' attention when they know a long weekend is about to begin.
It's Friday before Memorial Day weekend and all you feel like doing at work is posting acronyms to Urban Dictionary that describe your feelings of distraction and lack of motivation to be productive on the job so you come up with EWWAP and post it, effectively killing 10 minutes of the dragging day.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).