An acronym for "Extended Weekend Work Attention Paralysis." This is the feeling of distraction that consumes employees' attention when they know a long weekend is about to begin.
It's Friday before Memorial Day weekend and all you feel like doing at work is posting acronyms to Urban Dictionary that describe your feelings of distraction and lack of motivation to be productive on the job so you come up with EWWAP and post it, effectively killing 10 minutes of the dragging day.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"