You have reached the maximum amount of boredom one can possibly achieve. You literally cannot get any more bored than making 3x3 spirals on your keyboard. The entire world is watching you right now. Everyone in heaven and hell have decided to drop everything they were doing just to stare at you, a person bored out of their fucking mind, typing random shit into Urban Dictionary. You could be working on that one project that's due tomorrow. You could be spending time with your friends. You could be watching a TV show, but nope, here you are. At this point, you should just be bored forever. Drop everything in life. Pursue a career in professional boredom. You clearly have what it takes to succeed in this field.
I'm just gonna search random stuff on Urban Dictionary like ewqazxcdsytrfvbnhgoiujm,.lk until I realize my project is due in four hours.
by ttricksyz March 13, 2022