eworks

a market research company that employs people to pester you at the mall. They tell likes such as " you only have to watch 2 30 second clips" "it will take less then 5 minutes"

The surveys they distribute are ridiculously long, boring, and repetitive.

Man lets avoid those eworks fools

eworks by peacelovedude November 29, 2009

Ewoks 

Ewoks are teddy-bear like creatures from Star Wars that live on the planet Endor.

But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.

There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.

Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.

a: Oh look, Ewoks!

Ewoks: Oh look, dinner!

Ewoks by Name removed by the NSA January 3, 2014

Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno 

The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.

OMG I could't stop jerking my cock 2 Jar Jar and Ewoks make a Porno

Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno by Mintberry Crunch November 18, 2010

fucking ewoks 

slang word;"Mexicans" (short little, hairy,brown annoying people)

Turn that shit down you fucking ewoks or I'll call the police again.Shit it's 3 in the fucking morning.

fucking ewoks by the verminator December 8, 2003