a market research company that employs people to pester you at the mall. They tell likes such as " you only have to watch 2 30 second clips" "it will take less then 5 minutes"
The surveys they distribute are ridiculously long, boring, and repetitive.
The surveys they distribute are ridiculously long, boring, and repetitive.
by peacelovedude November 29, 2009
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But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.
There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.
Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
But do not be fooled by their cuteness. These badass little motherfuckers will fuck you up. And just when you think they're done fucking you up, they'll fuck you up again.
There is a reason why you don't see any other animals on Endor; because the Ewoks fucking killed them all. And the ones that they didn't kill are too scared of getting their fucking skins ripped off to show themselves. Nothing on Endor breathes without the Ewoks' permission. Once, they found a Jedi, and they tried to COOK HIM. Then, they encountered an entire legion of the Empire's best troops, and they kicked their asses using nothing but rocks, logs, and a few catapults.
Never mess with an Ewok. They will kill you, and play drums with your FUCKING SKULL. At least, if one of 'em doesn't decide to use it as a HAT.
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The secret porno George Lucas was filming, but was never truly funded. It is said to be the most expensive porno to date and George even said that just like Episode 1 to be very disappointing.
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Get the Jar Jar and Ewoks make a porno mug.Turn that shit down you fucking ewoks or I'll call the police again.Shit it's 3 in the fucking morning.
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