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evolutioned 

The one who rocks all your world
evolutioned by evo March 21, 2003
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evolution 

How your pokemon change at certain levels!
"My Charamander got to level 16 and evolved into Charmeleon!"

"That's evolution"
evolution by Pkmn Master January 15, 2012

Sock Evolution 

The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
Sock Evolution by Dansla116 February 21, 2011

Dragonball Evolution 

The movie DBZ fans waited for for ten years but were extremely disappointed at how it turned out.
"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"

Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."

"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"

evolution shit

A turd so long that it emerges from the water in the toilet bowl.
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
evolution shit by SadPepe December 10, 2018

dead end evolution 

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As dead end evolution queers' poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

Dragonball Evolution 

another epic fail appearance.

major problem is: dont ever make a real movie based on a anime story. it will never work. not in 1000 years.

facts:

if youre a true fan of db, don't watch this movie, you will die.

almost no one had gone to the cinemas.(only f41l0rs)

no one will buy the dvd.

torrents are allready dead cuz it sucked so hard.

real dragonball fans want to forget that this movie was ever produced.

DB evolution is not over 9000.
a: whats the worst movie idea in 2009?

b: dragonball evolution! how much fail can the world take untill it breaks...

a: well i guess the limit is reached soon O_o
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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