evohy

a portuguese saying for arabian idiots who dont know portugese

Joyce is a Evohy

by Fet’sLuck420 June 27, 2023

Evony Rolled

When someone clicks on an Evony ad because they saw breasts but come across a pathetic ripoff of Sid Meier's Civilization.

Background Information: Evony launched a controversial web-advertising campaign that depicted a buxom, scantily clad woman showing major cleavage next to some text encouraging you to play.

I thought I was gonna see some softcore porno, but it was just a stupid game. I got Evony Rolled.

by TheInquisitor August 1, 2009

Evony

A free online game whose ads are mostly aimed towards horny teenagers.

Wow, did you see that ad for Evony? You know, the one with the giant tits? I don't care what the game is, I'm playing!

by po123 July 14, 2009

Evony

A browser based game with EXTREMELY misleading adverts. I think you build cities in the game, but I wouldn't know, because all I saw on the advert was a blonde woman with an assload of cleavage and a butt-chin. You can hardly even see her face. Just her unnaturally large tits. Probably aimed towards 10 year olds, but the adverts attract horny 15 year olds who want some messed up hooker-banging game.

Boy: *sees Evony ad* *gets hard-on*

by Amy Renée July 27, 2009

Evony

An online browser based civilization clone whos ad campaign has no hint as to what the game actually is. Tits sell. Play secretly.

Did u see the tits on that videogame ad for evony? Its gotta be a fuck a hooker game!!

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

Evony

A new, free, MMPRORG which was launched in early 2009. Formerly known as Civony, it is a 2D, browser based game that runs in realtime. To date, servers have been plagued by lag, bugs, and random shutdowns. It is sold as "free forever" but players can choose to buy game "cents" for a ration of 10:1 on the dollar. This is widely regarded as ridiculously overpriced and many reports of game cents disappearing have been reported.

I started playing Evony the other day and spent alot of time building up my city, now I can't even log on so some asshole is probably now attacking me.

by Nignoger May 15, 2009

evony loser

when you sit on your computer and play evony all day, you are constantly on at all times of the day and instead of going out on a friday or saturday night you plan a war strategy.

all you do is sit on your computer, damn evony loser..

by SlaminSamn July 28, 2010