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Eviction Notice 

When a male is sitting on the toilet masterbaiting, then defecates at the same time he climaxes.
Man, I almost passed out last night one the toilet, I nutted and shit at the same time, and seen Jesus. It was a spiritual EVICTION NOTICE
Eviction Notice by Unclenono October 10, 2021

Puerto Rican Eviction Notice 

When the police show up at a Puerto Rican woman husband's workplace to inform him his wife filed a restraining order against him. The husband is informed by the police that he is to not have any contact with his wife or go near his home. He may only return to pick up his possessions with a police escort.

It does not matter the race or ethnic background of the husband only that his wife is Puerto Rican. This is usually a ploy to get the husband out of the house and force him to pay his soon to be ex-wife's living expenses while she shacks up with the brother of her husbands friends ex-wife. Then she files for divorce.
A friend of Julio's ex-wife brother's been banging Julio's wife so he got a Puerto Rican eviction notice.

Iraqi Eviction Notice 

1. Any shotgun used by the US Military (i.e. M1014, Mossberg M500 Series, M26 MASS or Knight's Armament Company Masterkey) that is used for door breaching, and subsequentially room clearing in Urban Environments

2. A large sledgehammer/battering ram/APC that is capable of knocking down doors or gates in order for infantry to gain access to said building.
SSgt: "Private Daniels, what you got there?"
Pvt Daniels: "New M26 MASS, Staff Sergeant. Thing is an Iraqi Eviction Notice."
*laughing*

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026