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BLEEP U EVERIT
everit by SewieGriffin1233 May 7, 2018
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Stupid is transiting everything

Stupid is transiting everything — The best answer to anyone who wants YOU to read their astrological chart; Tarot Cards, I Ching ; palm; or use any form of divination to tell them about THEIR future.

Stupid is transiting everything!!!!!

How can you ask about yourself WHEN THE WORLD IS ON FIRE!!!!!!??????

This is actually based on mystical law of hierarchy.

If the sun of your solar system goes nova; then, it really doesn’t matter if you have had a good reading, does it?

If the earth is hit by a giant asteroid; then whatever “good Karma” you have is overridden by the earths destiny.

“Stupid transiting everything” is not a sun going nova; or, an asteroid striking the earth; but, it is a tragic miasma that overshadows everything — especially approaches to problem solving.

This renders forms of symbolic thinking — ancient or modern — useless! Emotional and tribal behavior currently reign supreme; and, discourse has degenerated to slogans and word salads.

Read an astrological chart and when you are done slap a big sticker on it that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Do a Tarot spread and when you are done, cover the reading with a card that says: Stupid is transiting everything!

Throw the I Ching — read the hexagrams and then immediately say the next hexagram arising means: Stupid is transiting everything.

Look at the lines on a palm and announce: Stupid is transiting everything.

You can’t go wrong with this reading in America 2023.
Astrologer:

You have asked me to look at your chart and tell you any obstacles I see that will obstruct your attainment of your noble goals. I have looked at the position of your Saturn, your Mars, and their relationship to your sun and my conclusion is: Stupid is transiting everything.

why is everything on here related to sex 

I don’t know man. We’re both asking the same question but will never find the answer.
John:I’m gonna look up shark to find out about what they are what they’re living conditions are for my own information

*looks it up*

John: why is everything on here related to sex

ore everything 

adj. a slang description of a transgender person who has not undergone any physical body transformations. essentially short for "all original body parts". used most often in personal ads soliciting sex or relationships
I'm an ore everything ftm transgender looking for nsa fun with a swm, hmu if you're interested
ore everything by jim leahy December 23, 2013

But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. 

BLUE TEXT LMAO. BLUE TEXT
But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies. BLUE TEXT

lee everett 

The badass guy from the walking dead, he was arrested for murder and found a little girl Clementine all alone and protected her with his life. Eventually he was bitten and died due to Clementine or by the infection.
Kenny: Wow I can’t believe Lee Everett is a murderer, he has helped me and others so many times!
Katjaa: Yeah I know, it’s incredible!

Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me! 

Don't quote this in therapy you filthy shinnie.
you know how Shinji Ikari once said: "Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!" yeah, I relate to that.
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