evangpt

a newly developed software to do absolutely EVERYTHING for you!!!

evangpt does homework, ww2 roleplays, and even does a little dance on command!

it also can auto filter ai works on rule 34 for the best browsing experience

teacher: “okay class, we have a very important project due TOMORROW!”

me: “oh shit, guess I’ll have evangpt do it for me!! I hope teach won’t notice…”

evangpt by evarinasteroel February 9, 2026

Evangatarget 

A target of evangelization.

I brainwashed the Evangatarget.

Evangatarget by SAB141 November 29, 2016

evangatheist 

Similar to the term dogmatic atheist, except this atheist is more 'evangelical' in his efforts, and definitely more hardcore, and can be considered as an individual who has decided to declare war on 'believers'.

Not only does the atheist profess his disbelief in the existence of God, but goes out of his way to convert those who do to his way of thinking.

He will use ad hominem attacks against those who have faith and beliefs, questioning their sanity, their intelligence, etc

Atheist: I cannot believe in a God that for all intents and purposes has not been proven to exist, nor has He revealed himself to me in any way.

Evangatheist: You're nuts for believing in God. You're deluded. You should drop your silly beliefs. Your faith is unfounded and unproven and impractical. Your head is full of 'theo(logical)-toxins' and you need to be cured. You can't be very intelligent to believe in any Supreme Being.

evangatheist by ent|ty October 7, 2009

Evanoptimist 

Someone who is incredibly optimistic about the amount of time they need to prepare for an event, rendering them perennially late.

Yeah, Nick is an evanoptimist - he thinks he has plenty of time, but then he's always a few minutes late.

Evanoptimist by timekat October 9, 2023