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Evanoptimist
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Someone
who is incredibly optimistic about the amount of
time
they
need
to prepare for an event, rendering them perennially late.
Yeah, Nick is an evanoptimist - he thinks he has plenty of
time
, but then he's
always
a few
minutes
late.
Evanoptimist
by
timekat
October 9, 2023
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