evan f

evan is super sweet and cute. you can talk to him about anything and everything. he will respect and cherish you, and like you and ONLY you. he's the cutest, hottest, most adorable human being on the planet and hes really funny. hes super tall and skinny but still perfect. he also has big hands that are perfect to hold and soft hair thats great to play with. hes a good person and has good manners. hes good with kids and your parents will definitely like him. hes known to play soccer and to be hecka good at it. if youre dating him, he will be committed to you and love you with all his heart. he will give you the best compliments at random times and make sure you know you mean something to him. he will include you in things and make sure you dont feel left out. he will talk about you in the sweetest ways. he gives the best hugs in the world. when youre wrapped up in his arms it feels like the safest place in the world where you feel loved and appreciated. hes really easy to talk to and if something is wrong or youre mad at him, he will not stop until the problem is fixed. hes just the best person ever and if youre dating evan, youre the luckiest person alive. oh and hes also a meme god and will send you the best memes.

example 1:
girl 1: wow that guy over there is just so cute and i heard hes really sweet
girl 2; yeah, it must be evan f

example 2:

girl 1: dang that guy is hot and i heard hes a meme god
girl 2: yeah, thats evan for ya

by cool beans :) October 18, 2019

Evan Fost

Once you have him don't let him go I mean sometimes he can be a dick but he is absolutely the best guy he is SUPER cute and if you like him you would know cause you would just stair into his amazing eyes and just now he is the one or at least think he is the one...You will fall in love with him and he will care and love you he will do anything but don't get Evan mad because when you get him mad there is no turning back sadly you will think that you'll be ok eventually but you wont have him for like three or four months and it will be like your missing the most important part of you I guess once you have him you don't wanna loose him

Yeah Evan Fost and I broke up and I think I am broken

by Love me like you did December 1, 2018

evan frawley

(v)
1. to abuse freshman
2. to make freshman aware of their rightful place (inferiority)
3. to remind all of the superiority of seniors

I will Evan Frawley your ass

by NZ500 June 12, 2011

evan (female)

Evan is a female who is pretty hot. She has no north but the personality really kicks in for it. Evan IS perfect girlfriend material and she is crazy. Evan is super crazy and loves to have fun, yet she isn't stupid, she tends to have fake friends and doesn't even realize it. Evan is all around a pretty hot person

Male: (to friend) BRO did you see Evan (female) today?

Friend: yes she's looking pretty evanly

Male: Dude that's hot

by Supergirloriginal January 9, 2017

evan fong

A funny youtuber . has lots of friends to play with,mostly likes games and/or plays them evry day.

Evan Fong how are you?

by DeCePTiOnIzE August 23, 2016

Evan fail

A level of failure that takes epic fail to previously unseen levels.

Damn that link is still broken. Your copy and paste skills are approaching Evan fail.

by f1x September 19, 2009

evan figueroa

King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.

Did you see Evan Figueroa just now?! That guy has some major godshit!!

by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020