Definitions by ZachariahSaliva

thomas lewis 

CEO of USPS. Makes an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is definitely the worst postal service in the world.

Did you see Thomas Lewis’s house? It’s like a square mile! That guys so rich!

thomas lewis by ZachariahSaliva September 17, 2020

figueroa 

The most prestigious clan of all time. Rulers of Godshit. Have 3 current members, Father God George, Holy Spirit Brad and Son Evan Godshit. Everyone who bears this last name has Godshit coursing through their veins.

Dude the Figueroa Clan means business. They’ve got Godshit everywhere!!

figueroa by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020

evan figueroa 

King Godshit. Son of God George from the Figueroa Clan. Sibling of Holy Spirit Brad from the same clan. Everything he touches turns to Godshit. Can do no wrong. Insane at everything.

Did you see Evan Figueroa just now?! That guy has some major godshit!!

evan figueroa by ZachariahSaliva September 16, 2020

thomas lewis 

CEO of USPS. Make an incomprehensible amount of money. USPS is by far the worst postal service in the world.

Did you see Thomas Lewis house? It’s like a square mile long! I heard he makes 700 MILLION DOLLARS EVERY SECOND!!!

thomas lewis by ZachariahSaliva September 8, 2020