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The EVA-8 is a fully automatic combat shotgun appearing in Titanfall, its sequel, Titanfall 2, and the spin-off battle royale Apex Legends. Developed by Wonyeon interstellar for the IMC Orbital Guard Raiding Parties, (also known as the Shipwreckers), it was made to be used in extravehicular activities (Giving it it's name) and zero-g environments and provide exceptional power in close quarters combat. Frequently utilized by both pilots and legends, the EVA-8 is an exceptionally powerful tool for making sure that anything in close quarters won't get back up.
Capable of fitting a wide variety of modifications, the EVA-8 can be tweaked and improved in many various ways, such as being able to fit a larger drum with an enhanced capacity in the Titanfall games or raising its overall rate of fire with a shotgun bolt in Apex Legends, turning it from a mediocre short range scattergun into a lead spewing cannon capable of turned the most experienced legends into mulch, or even more extreme modifications such as the Double-Tap Trigger hop-up that allows the weapon to fire in a two-round burst, more than enough to make whoever wields it an exceptionally dominant CQC force.
Capable of fitting a wide variety of modifications, the EVA-8 can be tweaked and improved in many various ways, such as being able to fit a larger drum with an enhanced capacity in the Titanfall games or raising its overall rate of fire with a shotgun bolt in Apex Legends, turning it from a mediocre short range scattergun into a lead spewing cannon capable of turned the most experienced legends into mulch, or even more extreme modifications such as the Double-Tap Trigger hop-up that allows the weapon to fire in a two-round burst, more than enough to make whoever wields it an exceptionally dominant CQC force.
Pilot: Me and my EVA-8 here just blasted apart a whole squad of grunts in three seconds.
Second pilot: Dude, no way! Where can I pick one up?
Second pilot: Dude, no way! Where can I pick one up?
EVA-8 by THEDUUUUUUUUDE May 25, 2021
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Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
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Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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prickup
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026