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eugeneio 

OHNO EUGENEIO DIDN"T
eugeneio by A_Raindom_Person May 17, 2017
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An extremely likable person who normally wanted as a dream boyfriend. Most people want to be him. This person is normally from Latin America. Girls want him and would do anything to get him.
I want to be a Eugenio!
Eugenio by Jnijfginr November 12, 2018
Eugenio is the kind of guy that you'll never be bored around. He has a great sense of humor and is sometimes classified as the group's jokester. He has a great personality and is usually more of a sensitive guy. He's a very smart dude and very determined on his goals.
have you heard what you Eugenio did?

what?
He got a scholarship for his tops school.
man he's so smart, I wish I was eugenio
Eugenio by jennyw2 June 22, 2019
A very sexy person who always plays soccer
Eugenio is so sexy.
eugenio by zlatan10101010 September 19, 2016

Eugeneology 

The study of Eugenes and the activities of Eugenes for Eugenes by Eugenes.
‘Morgan graduated with a degree in Eugeneology

Eugeneize 

When a person consistently stands you up and makes up ridiculous excuses of why they "can not" hangout.

AKA Playin' you or flaking out all the time
Exp1)
Tom: Hey Bob lets hang out tonight!
Bob: Sorry dude it's my sisters Bday
Tom: Again! second time this year dude...you gotta stop eugeneizing me.

Exp 2)
Hey Mark I invited Bob to hit up the bars tonight and he eugeneized me again. He said he can't go out because it may rain and he has a hole in his sneaker.
Eugeneize by Vannilla Thrilla November 5, 2012
Cum guzzling Mario enthusiast. Loves to dress up in his Red costume and stash and get fucked by dogs dressed as mushrooms. Also has a two-headed penis. Loves to participate in munging.
Wow! Eugenio is so sexy :3 I wanna be a dalmatian with a mushroom hat.
Eugenio by Nobgoglin April 29, 2019
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