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eswen smith 

Eswen is an empty slag who is going out with a fatty chode nigga, she dyes her hair every few months and once accidentally dyed it ginger. James White then proceeded to “rape her with insults” . When she gets pissed she puts her bent-ass middle finger up. Eswen hates the letter k for some unknown reason and when you punch her in the arm she then has 44 orgasms before saying “ouch that really hurt” in a slutty starbucks girl voice. She also tried to get her ear pierced up the top of her ear but ended up having it fucking infected coz she is fucking stupid. She always claims to be in a higher set than me until I tell her that I’m top set for science and maths and when she gets to English she remembers that I’m in the same set as her and says shuttup before I’ve even said anything.
Eswen Smith is a retard
James: hey eswen
Eswen: yh
James: how’s your earing

Eswen: shuttup
James: k
Eswen: oh my god stoppppppp
James: k
Eswen: starts saying how she’ll kill James and it will never happen
James: ur boyfriend is fat
Eswen: *puts bent fucking middle finger up*
James: ur finger is as bent as ur boyfriend

Eswen: *punches james*
James: *punches her back*
Eswen: owwwww why did you do that!!!!
James: because I can
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