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ewen

someone who is GODDAMN AWESOME DEFINITELY A KOOL KAT. awesome singer / gtarist.
girl one: omg there is ewen lets have sex with him

girl two: OK!!!!

pet dog: wooF!
by scruffyruin October 14, 2011
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A Ewen is a massive chad.

He does not care what other people think and does what he wants.
He is not crude or vulgar, but speaks his mind.
He radiates elegance, class and intelligence.
Every woman who sees Ewen looks up to him instantly.
"Here comes Ewen!!!! *creams*"
by osiudoiausdoiuasd July 6, 2021
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1. Of or displaying a general lack of conscientiousness
2. To show little and / or poor judgement
3. A general state of malaise not unlike a hangover brought on by a largely forgotten night of severe drinking.
"I think Dave might get fired, he's been acting really ewen lately."

"Dude, I think I had about 20 shots of Jameson last night, I'm totally ewen right now."
by mquestb April 1, 2008
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Deposed chief ladyboy of mulletts.

Often known as 'gimp spit' or more simply 'gimp'.

Has a fondness for monkeys and small hairy boys
'Put yer monkey away, i can smell Ewen coming...'
by Daddy April 22, 2004
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look at that pin-head hes a ewen!
by tufty May 21, 2006
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Ewen is from Bretagne, he is friendly, cute, but also slow-witted. This is because he has small balls that look like hazelnuts.
squirrel 1: ohhh look at those hazelnuts, they look tasty !
squirrel 2: you're dumb, this is Ewen's balls.
by sausage1982 November 22, 2021
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Ewen is always packing 4 inchs, he's emo, and watches anime. His balls are way bigger than his dick. And his younger brother is sooo hot.
Ewen is so goofy ah
by cornbread hyakk April 1, 2022
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