An 8.5 by 11 inch penis
Teacher: any more questions about the essay?
Student: how long does it have to be?
Teacher: 11 inches
Student: what!?
Teacher: u know, 8.5 by 11 inches
Student: oh haha dirty joke in school hahaha orgasm!
by Damilkman12 May 13, 2009
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An assigment given by Teachers who think that kids don't

"have" enough homework. They expect it with "AT LEAST" 8 sources, and "AT LEAST" many MLA Citations. They make it worth like 100 points, make you WRITE it when you HAVE OTHER homework. It can range from a simple topic on Compare & Contrast to a fucking book report when you don't understand the book. And THEY WANT TO CONVICE THE FUCKING READER TO GET INTO THE ESSAY! not many people read students writing anyway.
Only students with a PhD from Stanford with a 4.0 GPA deserve to do essays. Its not important.

Student: OMG! Mrs. Hillenbig assigned us a God Motherfucking Nigger Essay with AT LEAST 1000 WORDS! Is she out of her mind? We are only 8th Graders.
by partyrockstar222 September 30, 2011
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“It’s easier to ‘rewrite them’ than it is to grade them” ~ Dr. Jordan Baphomet Peterson
Hym “And rewrite them he did. But nobody reads his work. Especially his students. How much of yourself will you find if you read it? Only time will tell. Did you save a copy of all your essays? I’m sure he did. You won’t care. You won’t even know the difference. And he’s proven that that IS something he’s willing to dohoohoohahahahahahahahahahaha!! Aha! Aha!.”
by Hym Iam October 24, 2022
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The correct way to pronounce the word "Ese" in english.
Hey essay, don't make me have to bitch slap yo' ass for dissin' my holmes.....you know what i mean?
by lawnmowersunited March 3, 2008
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A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.
Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...
by Patric Hong February 12, 2008
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An essay for the philosophy course that is a prerequisite for the IB program. Dealing with topics that have no answer, the student must complete this impossible task if they want to receive the all hailed by students and ignored by college prise of the IB diploma.
Below is the basic structure of a TOK essay:

"This is my opinion. This is why it's believable. OH WAIT this is why it could be wrong, so there are two opinions now. K, so now that that's done- OH WAIT here's another opinion for no real reason other then word count! Now I'm going to question the question, to seem smart. WHAT IS TRUTH? And add a quote in here, Friend says "What is not true???" And now I have to conclude that I'm wishywashy in my arguments, and in and ending statement: FUCK.T.O.K."
by Sarah theConfused October 14, 2009
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