Essay Eye's

The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.

"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"

Essay Eye's by Dmac73 December 27, 2007

Schrödinger's Essay

An essay is both due and not due until you check.

Person 1: "Dude, I think I have an essay due tomorrow. Or is it the day after"
Person 2: "You have Schrödinger's Essay. Just don't check and it is never due."

Schrödinger's Essay by drkrupp December 17, 2020

Essay Season 

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

Essay Season by lily809 April 13, 2010

Essay Slop

Essay Slop: a type of video that talks about modern day topics(most often problems) for a few minutes at the start to only then go on a half hour long rant about how the world was created to talk about something that someone with surface level knowledge about said topic(that you clicked the video for) would already know about only to then circle back at the end to not add any new information about the topic, these types of creators most often say they use their own scripts but most often use other YouTubers or even ai to generate their scripts, they often use over editing to make their videos stand out to only blend in with the other essay slop creators. The whole justification for making such a useless video is “some people don’t know the full story” when most if not all people who watched their video already know about the said topic.

I can't believe I just wasted 30 minutes watching that Essay Slop of a video.

Essay Slop by Xavier1494 February 23, 2026

Suppository essay 

An essay that becomes a pain in the ass to write. Kind of like an expository essay but harder.

Mom: Do you have an essay to do for school?
Me: Yes mom, it is a suppository essay, kind of like an expository essay, but a pain in the ass.

Suppository essay by jman101 September 9, 2013

Stone Soup Essay 

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.

How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.

Stone Soup Essay by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021