esmersexual

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when girls aren't gay but are in love and lust after an Esmer

Larissa: I fucking hate you esmer but I want to fuck you

Esmer: okay let's do it

Larissa is being esmersexual in love and lusting after her

esmersexual by greenlean October 8, 2016

Words you can keep

eschersexual

A word to describe any sex act or position which seems to defy understanding and physical limitations; something that seems to require you to bend in ways that simply don't exist.

"It was so eschersexual; she pulled her legs up behind her head... then flipped, so that her arms were in there too somehow, and I think my leg was in her mouth or something. I'd draw you a diagram, but I don't know how to even picture it."

eschersexual by TQC May 18, 2008

Related Words

esmersexual • emersexual • esmesexual • Estersexual • Embersexual • emesexual • emresexual • endersexual • eschersexual

Estersexual

Being in love or attracted to Ester Exposito

Samuel: I think I have a crush on Ester Exposito
Carla: That’s means you’re Estersexual

Estersexual by Ester husband January 3, 2021

endersexual

the act of being sexually attracted to the enderdragon from minecraft.

You know the kid in second block whos weird? hes endersexual!

endersexual by tunac asserole May 22, 2018

emesexual

Emesesexual is the kind of boy who really wants to hump Emese. Emese is kind of a woman. Emese is beautiful and apple.

Everyone should have an Emese!

I'm totally Emesexual.

emesexual by Huncut Kolbi 69 November 12, 2020

esmesexual

when you are sexually attracted to esme.

i love esme so much, i’m esmesexual

esmesexual by esme boi November 26, 2021

emersexual

😏😏😏😏😏

😏😏😏emersexual😏😏😏

emersexual by ballsack722828282 January 15, 2022

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026