Escrapulate 

To exit, to remove, to escape, to get da phuck out.

Rich needs to escrapulate dis beeyotch from the car right now!

Escrapulate by MizzWebster January 1, 2017

premature encrapulation 

when supermarkets and department stores put up decorations and holiday / seasonal stocks way too early.

WTF it's JANUARY and they're advertising Easter eggs for sale...bad case of premature encrapulation.

premature encrapulation by veradux January 31, 2010

Excrapolate

1. To remove or eliminate crap or shit from a system, in particular, a dysfunctional department or bureaucratic organization.

2. To "cut-through" a bureaucratic shit storm and accomplish a task.

related words: excrapolation, excrapolator

Dilbert said "To improve the constipated decision-making at our oversized and bloated department, we must excrapolate the wasteful practices!!"

The new employee said, "There are so many policies and procedures in this friggin' department, only an experienced excrapolator can get anything done!!"

Excrapolate by El Heje July 24, 2008

Premature Ecrapulation 

When you think you are going to fart, but crap instead. Basically; When you shart

Person 1: Dude, watch this fart!
Person 2: Alright!
Person 1: *Sharts* Ah damnit!
Person 2: What happened?
Person 3: That sucks! He had premature ecrapulation! Haha!

Premature Ecrapulation by Zyth995 November 6, 2011

Encrapsulate 

To completely envelope any object, thing, person or idea in crap (or any vile, hideous, wretched, disgusting or otherwise undesirable substance, intent or action(s)).

Her otherwise sweet personality was encrapsulated by her incessant self-absorbed blabbering.

The song was so thoroughly encrapsulated by the band's terrible musicianship I could barely recognize it.

Encrapsulate by Vomitron July 21, 2008

excrapulate 

The attempt to estimate or conclude (something) by extrapolating from a poor dataset. Analogous to making a guesstimate.

"Well, we're going to have to excrapulate the trend based on the shitty data we have thus far"

excrapulate by Picnic9 October 5, 2016

Ecrapulate 

To ecrapulate is when you think you're about to ejaculate, but you accidently take a crap instead, effectively ruining (or enhancing) the moment.

William was getting a handjob, but he really had to go to the bathroom, and effectively ecrapulated at his peak. Jenny wasn't impressed.

"Dude, I almost ecrapulated the other night, but I held it in and finished her off with an alabama hot pocket instead."

Ecrapulate by Cockman, Defender of Vulgarity October 16, 2008