You are at the final stage of boredom itself. You are dead if you have gotten here. This happens when a person gets SO bored that they spam the keyboard, removing the first and last two letters of each column.

Person 1: Ho-Le-Shit. I have searched for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop, zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop, qpalzmwoskxneidjcnrufhvbtyg, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, pqowieurytlaksjdhfgmznxbcv, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, and lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq. There CANNOT be more!

Person 2: How are you still alive? Anyways, did you try eorituyjdhfgbcv?

Person 1: *Dies of Boredom after discovering more*

eorituyjdhfgbcv by The Combat Warrior September 26, 2023

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qpwoa;slz/x.eoridlfkc.v,tiyugkhjbmn

When you are teetering between the safe haven of sanity, and the darkness of insanity, this is a popular remark to make. Though, if you are able to pronounce this correctly, your very existence is probably of lovecraftian origin.

You: Well, I've been doing every qwerty combo in existence while procrastinating so I don't have to do my 10000 word essay, what if I do a very odd and obscure combination, one that could quite possibly bring the darkest demons within my conciseness into my current plain of reality, dooming everyone? Yeah, sounds like a good idea, so... qpwoa;slz/x.eoridlfkc.v,tiyugkhjbmn!!! Oh shi-

qpwoa;slz/x.eoridlfkc.v,tiyugkhjbmn by Deranged Chicken November 10, 2022

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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