english oven

So after you eat fish and chips for three days straight you shit the bed (similar to the Dutch oven except with shit). Trap your partner near the shit and smash her head down with your asshole (similar to a boston pancake but with a face)

For my wife's annevarsary while sucking my wanker I gave her the gift of an English oven.

by Dildo faggins January 18, 2014