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Enass is a person who appreciates the realness of life. She's that friend you tell things that you don't usually say out loud but you understand each other.
Enass is a friend you can be real with
Enass by Mzjj89 October 18, 2016
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Enessa enessi Enesis Elessa enesce Enissa ENESM1RZ4 Ecessary edessa ednessa
An awesome, sweet, and funny kid. Get yourself one.
Omg an Enes?? I want one!!”
Enes by 3 is my favorite number December 16, 2018

Enes Batur 

A Turkish YouTuber who copies content from PewDiePie and MrBeast, and copystrikes people who call him out for it. Basically a dickhead.
Enes Batur be like:
CTRL + C
CTRL + V
Enes Batur by Dogwithglasses56 September 1, 2019

Faux-enese 

Faux-enese

foh-en-neez, -nees
noun, plural Faux-enese.

1. The standard language of nearly every country around the world. (The exceptions are China, Korea and those type of countries.) Based on the speech of Beijing; mandarin. Faux-enese is generally only spoken in a conversation in which a person may be describing what a person of Chinese, Korean, etc. descent might say. It is said to be one of the easiest languages to learn.

2. A group of languages of the pseudo-fabrication family, including standard Faux-enese and most of the other languages of each and every language.
1. 'So I was in the sports shop just testing the speed and incline limits on the treadmills, when I heard, "Harro" that came from a short, visually impaired, smooth skinned, baby faced man as he emerged from the table tennis isle. Next, he said something that I will just never forget. He was like, "Ching chong, ch ch ching nee how cow sup". And we just stared at eachother for what felt like the longest of moments. And then I remembered that I had taken a few extra complementary chopsticks when I had sushi for lunch earlier. So I broke away from the stare and offered him a pair of chopsticks from my handbag. I bowed to him and he did a single wax off, and we turned and went our separate ways.'

"Wow, cool story Hansel. You told it well and your accent and Faux-enese were flawless."

2. "Is Philippines part of Malaysia?"

-'No. They're two different countries in Asia.'

"Oh Asia. That's what I meant. I just thought Asia was just short for Malaysia. And they're all like, 'Ning chi pong. Ning wa chi. Arigato samurai. Chinky chink toiret.'"

-'I didn't know you spoke Faux-enese.'
This rediculously sexy beast is known to be found grazing primarily at KFC watering holes. However on special calendar days Nandos would also be considered an Eessa hotspot.

Known for their expertise in gaming, eessa's thrive on separating the men from the noobs.

Considered Endemic by some, Eessas should be conserved and protected. Placing chicken and laptops in a well lit, warm room provides an ideal habitat.
Q -Did you see that sexy beast?

A - yea deffinately an Eessa!

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Man I ate so much KFC, I feel like an eessa.
eessa by Minecrafty1 December 23, 2013
awesome, witty & generally oozing sexyness. incomprehensible that this is only one person. loves people, but loves them even more if they kneel before her and obey her every commands.
Enesa
Enesa by Gandalf the Great October 19, 2013