emocake 

someone who looks emo from the outside, but conversation points to the fact that the person isn't.

"That guy is so emo"
"nahh, I've talked to him before. he's fun!"
"sounds like a delicious piece of emocake"

emocake by parcheesey January 15, 2009

emocavemalien 

A person that is sad all the time who also has superior knowledge but does not know until it is too late

my brother is EMOCAVEMALIEN!!!!!!!

emocavemalien by BAd to the bonez January 2, 2008

emocase 

(adj.) The act of typing, writing, or printing in all lowercase letters. like this sentence right here.

Commonly used by emo-nemos. Oddly (or maybe not!), proper punctuation is adhered to.

This word refers only to the deliberate act of typing in lower-case letters.

Jonson: I must confess that I highly dislike poseurs who type in emocase.

emocase by William S.B. Jonson August 26, 2013

emo cake 

Cake that cuts itself.

Guy #1: "I can't find any knives in the break room to cut this cake."
Guy #2: "Too bad it's not emo cake because it would cut itself"

emo cake by phizzledizzle November 16, 2011

emo cake 

A really emo kid. A kid who dresses emo.

Kid 1: Have you see mike, the emo kid?
Kid 2: Yeah he is such an emo cake!

emo cake by MC Fresh September 26, 2006