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combination of emo and douche bag. some one who thinks there life sucks because they've pushed all their friends outta their life. Always complains about everything untill they are the center of attention and everyone takes pitty on them. A combination of the two worst ppl in your group of friends. A married guy that bitches cause all his friends are entering relationships
michael:god rickey is so emo today

albert: yeah plus he's been tivo'ing jersey shore

michael: really

albert: yeah what an emo bag
emo bag by Xr8ed November 12, 2011
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emo bag of shit 

A stupid motherfucker that is "scene emo" and cries and is a stupid faggot all over you. They are either an emo bag of shit or you'd very much like to hit them with an actual bag of shit... hard... in the face.
eva- "ohmigod i got a yeast infection from my 00 supertight jeans im gunna cut my legs off and die a slow painful death in my room with mcr's cementary drive on repeat. goshhh!"

dory-"emo bag of shit." ::slaps with paper bag of human feces"
:)
emo bag of shit by Doryvette F. August 29, 2006
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emo douche bag 

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.
If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.

emobagging 

Using language in a way that loads a concept with unnecessary emotionally-charged baggage.
Person A "We're all going to hell!"
Person B "Quit emobagging, we're not going to hell…"
emobagging by Aesthir July 19, 2018
A bag of emotions, typically referring to person experiencing an emotional flood or a highly emotional person.
Person A "Did you know your criticism brought him to tears?"
Person B "No, but he always was a bit of an emobag."
emobag by Aesthir July 19, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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