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combination of emo and douche bag. some one who thinks there life sucks because they've pushed all their friends outta their life. Always complains about everything untill they are the center of attention and everyone takes pitty on them. A combination of the two worst ppl in your group of friends. A married guy that bitches cause all his friends are entering relationships
michael:god rickey is so emo today

albert: yeah plus he's been tivo'ing jersey shore

michael: really

albert: yeah what an emo bag
emo bag by Xr8ed November 12, 2011
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emo bag of shit 

A stupid motherfucker that is "scene emo" and cries and is a stupid faggot all over you. They are either an emo bag of shit or you'd very much like to hit them with an actual bag of shit... hard... in the face.
eva- "ohmigod i got a yeast infection from my 00 supertight jeans im gunna cut my legs off and die a slow painful death in my room with mcr's cementary drive on repeat. goshhh!"

dory-"emo bag of shit." ::slaps with paper bag of human feces"
:)
emo bag of shit by Doryvette F. August 29, 2006
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emo douche bag 

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.
If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.

emobagging 

Using language in a way that loads a concept with unnecessary emotionally-charged baggage.
Person A "We're all going to hell!"
Person B "Quit emobagging, we're not going to hell…"
emobagging by Aesthir July 19, 2018
A bag of emotions, typically referring to person experiencing an emotional flood or a highly emotional person.
Person A "Did you know your criticism brought him to tears?"
Person B "No, but he always was a bit of an emobag."
emobag by Aesthir July 19, 2018
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