"Hey kids, what are you doing?!"
"Oh, hi Mr. Daniel's. We're just embracing our inner Charlie Sheen."
"Oh...Do you think I could have any of that?"

Bob-"Yesterday I saw someone doing coke. I'm like, 'Are you embracing your inner Charlie Sheen?'"
Bob2- What he say?
Bob- He shot me.

Embracing Your Inner Charlie Sheen by FFFFFUUUUUUUU May 12, 2011

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Embracing The Turtle

To engage and specificaly indulge ones self in the illicit act of smoking wacky tobacky, herb, marijuana, or hash hishe.

Bartholomuel and I were rather discombobulated after a long evening of Embracing The Turtle.

Embracing The Turtle by MP Schott August 24, 2007

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Pocket Engraving

The scratches on something you keep in your pocket that were put there by other stuff in your pocket.

"Dude, nice zippo. But it's all scratched up."

"No man, that's just the sweet pocket engraving."

Pocket Engraving by NickFreakenRocks February 19, 2012

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Human engraving

Human engraving is a term used to talk about self harm in a non explicit way

Arnault : I’m a real human engraving adept !
Here Arnault is in depression and suicidal

Human engraving by Rimbault November 27, 2021

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embrangle

the act of perplexing somebody

the math teacher was embrangling the class with all of his algebra.

embrangle by tanya January 12, 2004

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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