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Email Me 

What Andrew and Woody do when I won't send them an email....is say this every 5 seconds...and I still haven't sent them emails 10 years later.
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
5 seconds later
AndrewandWoody: Email Me!
Me: No
2021
Still the same thing etc....
Email Me by Sable Rabbit December 6, 2021

flick me an email 

As in yeah I'll be in the office all day flick me an email if you can make our dungeons and dragons meeting tonight my nerdy cunt virgin mate
flick me an email by Dane under March 23, 2014

notice me e-mail 

In the age of telecommuting, an e-mail message sent either early in the morning, or late at night, with the subtle intent of revealing the fact that the sender was logged on and working at the time the message was sent, hidden within the context of a more "official" looking message.
(an example "notice me e-mail")

From: Molly Worker
To: dev_group@mycompany.org
Date: 03/27/05 23:17:04 EST
Subject: Deliverable deadline

Hi all... I just wanted to let you all know that I have received most of your status reports, but that the deliverable deadline is fixed. Therefore, if you will not be able to make the deadline, please adjust your status report schedule to fit the deadline.

Thanks!

--
Molly Worker

Instant message emails 

emails that people send emails back and forth when they can't get on AIM or yahoo IM,so they are forced to wait through the person typing or sending.this takes very long.
dude colin and i sent IME's(instant message emails) all say yesterday because my mom's computer wouldn't download yahoo IM.
Instant message emails by Giger October 8, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022