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Extreme Large Vagina Syndrome. Abnormal vagina size, loss of the brain comprehension, where you forget to spell simple words such as shiet - shit and bahm - bomb. The side effects are devestating. You develop very bad body odor and you go cock-eyed, the love of your life even dumps you after taking your virginity... you start atracting asianz, and then become seemingly obsessed with them. You start to call everyone "cutie" and then feel the need to get your "skinny on". Then, finally, you can only state the first 3 numbers of your phone number because you forgot the rest.
List of things to cure: 1. Cancer, 2. Aids, 3. ELVS.

That dumb bitch has ELVS. Keep your distance.
by SOME GIRL FROM BREMERTON February 22, 2008
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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a short girl with a deepish voice (hense elv) but she is usually gorgeous, and funny and loved by all
elv also can stand for somebodys initials eg. Emily Louise Villa
by iloveelc July 22, 2013
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