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elms

A cold, heartless, war machine. He is precise in everything he does. He is a multi-talented elegant dork pretending to be a great man while hiding behind his dark and very low self-esteem. Creating a pattern of genius just makes him look like a trying hard deuce prepared to do everything he can to celebrate his individuality. He is a lover but will also be a fighter when he needs to. His war philosophy is the Achilles' shield. He fights so he will never fight again. Trust him because he will put himself in harms way just to fulfill his word.
Elms just ate that popcorn from the floor

How can we live life without an Elms?
by mimithiin May 7, 2018
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preston elms

used to reference the most cooked person of all time
Look to your right, total preston elms walking over there. He's clam-baked.
by Ihatecookedpeople November 15, 2021
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Elmscotch

Wearing odd socks, showing how lazy you are at getting dressed
Martin: show me your socks
*Dave rolls up trousers revealing odd socks
Martin: *hands against face in shock
Elmscotch!!
by Vitamindave August 13, 2019
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elmsford

1--a small village located in southern westchester county, sort of a colony to greenburgh-which has every other village in it.

2--commnly referd as whiteplains cause no one actually knows whats it is

3--seperated into three parts white,spainsh, and black side.
north elmsford which is territory of greenburgh is known as the "ghetto". South elmsford which is known as the whitey white side has as much black and spanish as the north side. northside hates to have anything to do with anything blacks because they are "trouble makers"

4--Known to have the most racist Police officers even worse than elmsfrord.

how racist are the police officers you ask?

if you are under 18 and live on north elmsford "the black side" you are not allowed to go to the elmsford day-( a celebration which is the annual party for the day elmsford was named)without a parent. how ever if you live in south elmsford you can be a new born baby and walk into the elmford celebration with out being harried by the cops1--a small village located in southern westchester county, sort of a colony to greenburgh-which has every other village in it.

2--commnly referd as whiteplains cause no one actually knows whats it is

3--seperated into three parts white,spainsh, and black side.
north elmsford which is territory of greenburgh is known as the "ghetto". South elmsford which is known as the whitey white side has as much black and spanish as the north side. northside hates to have anything to do with anything blacks because they are "trouble makers"

4--Known to have the most racist Police officers even worse than elmsfrord.

how racist are the police officers you ask?

if you are under 18 and live on north elmsford "the black side" you are not allowed to go to the elmsford day-( a celebration which is the annual party for the day elmsford was named)without a parent. how ever if you live in south elmsford you can be a new born baby and walk into the elmford celebration with out being harried by the cops
tom:where you from ma

cindy:elmsford

tom:elmsford who?

cindy:you know elmsford? whiteplains?

tom:oh yeah i know whiteplains!

--by the end of the conversation he still will have no idea where elmsford is
by ms.wesches April 21, 2008
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Elmswell

Elmswell is a loverly little town in suffolk it is very nice every one will help you out whenever they can. They will never steal your car or put it up on bricks EVER !!!!.
I want to go to a nice place on holiday, lets go to elmswell
by Henry Warner June 22, 2011
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elmsdaddy

your so elmsdaddy
by Randumbscribbles March 16, 2021
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Elmswell

Full of chavs that go round stealing things and putting cars on bricks. The people there help you across the road by thowing you then stealing all your money. They also Beat your mum.
Lets go for a picnic in Elmswell, might have to walk home tonight though.
by A chav from Elmswell June 21, 2011
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