To be sodomized with cleaning utensils. It started with the Elk River Elks football team hazed incoming team members by shoving broomsticks up their asses in the shower.
by ScottyDrizzle September 1, 2010
by Amynonymous May 6, 2014
Elke is probably the most patient loving person you will ever meet. Elke changed through time and though it may seem for worse it's only for better, you can hate her and love her at the same time. she's just that type of person. in any argument you will feel like you are wrong just because it is elke. All in all, she is the best person you can ever meet an elke and have any kind of relationship with her, KEEP IT. PLEASE FOR YOUR OWN SAKE
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by anonynously April 13, 2020
An elk is an extra-terrestrial animal often containing some demi-god like power in their community. They are always in charge and finish their science tests in under 2 minutes because their brain has evolved 2 steps in front of an average human being's. An elk often contains a trace of toxic mass from their home world in outer-space.
by SlitheryJoshL November 21, 2019
When you're trying to walk passed someone in the street and you manoeuvre into their peripheral-vision so as to make them feel uncomfortable and move out of the way.
When in London and the pavement is crowded (and the person in front is slow - with nowhere to overtake), you "elk" (or make the "elking" movement) into someones side-view so they slow down, move out of your way, and let you past (usually without them realising the magic ninja skills you have displayed).
by bainsteven February 22, 2011
AKA Wapiti by native americans, Large deer like animal standing up to 6 feet tall, weighing 1000lbs and having extremely large antlers. Very popular big game animal in the western United States.
by Deer_stalker8*cowboyfromhell January 26, 2009