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Variant of an "upper decker" that involves eating Mediterranean food, sneaking into the victim's home, opening his "Arkham Horror" board game, shitting in the box, and replacing the game in its original place.
Hey, let's play a game of Arkha...aww, CHRIST, I've been eldritch deuced!!!
by soupfist January 10, 2014
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