eisonhower

eisonhower is the best guy, he is quick to get angry and just quiet because he wants to be the one to make the decision, but a girl could have. Dont lose your eisonhower, or you will regret it. Eventually you gonna be able to
marry this handsome, sweet, carring man.

The kind a guy you will spend the rest of your life with eisonhower
I love my eisonhower dj, he is amazing

by unknown003 June 7, 2021

Eisenhower High School

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.

Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School

by Pickmeup2005 February 13, 2019

Eisenhower Power Shower

A shower taken for the sole purpose of masturbation, due to lack of privacy elsewhere.

Greg couldn't pleasure himself in his room because his roomate Slimy Charley was playing World of Warcraft, so he took an Eisenhower Power Shower to relieve his urges.

by Stoffer August 27, 2005

Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle School is full of little wannabe crackheads. At Eisenhower Middle School it doesn't surprise me that they have four security guards in three officers patrolling the campus 24 fucking 7. Kids be hotboxing the bathroom and smearing shit on the walls. What great fun

Eisenhower Middle School is gay

by FlAppYhorseCocK October 13, 2018

Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle is a school that is named after The 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower, And is based in Riverview Florida. At this school you will see the usual, Kids Hotboxing in restrooms, Teachers cursing, Kids Jerking off to loli hentai in the restrooms, kids Slapboxing in the restrooms, and kids Fighting in the restrooms. But for a school that has a lot of Involvement with restrooms, you would expect them to be a small bit clean. Most children at Eisenhower are fucking mental, or possibly retarded. There's multiple groups of kids, but the dumbest ones are the ugly, loud-mouthed black females that seem to think they have an IQ higher than that of a child with down syndrome that shits his pants when the bell rings, And the kids that think they're The Toughest, Strongest, Motherfuckers on the planet because they sag their pants and speak in slang that is so completely unintelligible to the point that you think that they are speaking in shittly written cursive. Most of the food there tastes like lightly seasoned Rat shit, But the lunch ladies are nice, minus the fact that they may or may not have put their own hair in the "WhOlE gRAiN PiZzA" or"PeRsOnAl PaN PiZzA".

"You Go to Eisenhower Middle School? Are you Fucking Retarded?"

"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"

by -n0n5- May 28, 2019

Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.

Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.

by DrVonChocolatePudding March 16, 2012

Eisenhower

Short for the Eisenhower Expressway in Chicago, also known as Interstate 290.

"Ahh shit, the Eisenhower is jammed AGAIN."

by Marcus Intalex May 16, 2003