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a discrete way to let someone know you'll never give them a selfie
Friend: "Can I have a selfie?"

You:"You're an eifles kinda guy."

Friend: "Oh"
eifles by #No November 20, 2013
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eifbesun 

a girl/gue who is completely oblivious to a guy/girl who loves her and constantly flirts with her but she has no clue and thinks they're just friends and always will be.
Mark hung out with Susan all the time. They went to the out just them and everyone (including their parents) except them knew they were meant to be and were going out. Neither of them could face it because they were being eifbesuns.

Another way is if Mark liked Susan and Susan would talk to him, spill her heart and them become best friends when Mark was secretly in love with her and she was blind to it, or chose to be.
eifbesun by Elizabeth & Kayla January 4, 2006
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Eifle Tower 

When two bros are banging a chick. One does her doggy from behind while the other gets head in the front. in the process the bros give each other a double high five, therefore creating a tower like image.
"Dude we Eifled her last night."

"We Showed her the Eifle Tower."
Eifle Tower by NoAIm1337 August 4, 2007

eifle tower 

when two guys are banging a chick an one has the ass the other has the vag and they are standing up high fiving one another
chuck and max did an eifle tower with deliah last night
eifle tower by frenchie 8302 August 18, 2009
Oh my gosh you are so enflesping!!!
Enflesp by Seasidecurves July 24, 2016

Eifle tower of poo

When you poop so much it piles up and touches your butt.
I took a huge dump that when I relaxed I had an eifle tower of poo.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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