eggsimp 

a man child who gets turned on when a cute and approachable girl smiles at him i.e. she tickles his pickle

Brice Hilton you're such an eggsimp! Stop making donations to her OnlyFans because she tickles your pickle.

eggsimp by Zonkaids December 11, 2023

Eggsumptuios 

idfk i thought damb this should be a word.

u do be looking Eggsumptuios my guy

Eggsumptuios by Potaz July 20, 2022

Egg Simp 

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

Egg Simp by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021