Eggplnat

The god of all things. Melts in hot Arizona sun. Hates life and maybe gay with William mayflower

Wow, there go’s eggplnat killing children again

by Eggplnat servent June 23, 2019

eggplant squatter

One who situates their rear end directly over eggplant such that vertical displacement will result in the penetration of anus. Worded differently, a loser.

I can't stand him. He is such an eggplant squatter.

Some eggplant squatter broke into my car.

Filthy man. You were squatting again, weren't you?

One glance at her eggplants and we all knew immediately that they had been squatted.

by Pierre May 13, 2004

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.

"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."

by J'Kwon February 13, 2013

EggplantBaconFart

EggplantBaconFarts out of my ass!

EggplantBaconFarts come out of my ass!

by FrixisMC2 July 3, 2019

August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day

The day to celebrate and eat Eggplants/ Aubergines!

Today is August 18th / National Eggplant / Aubergine Day!

by shoethousond October 19, 2019

Eggplant

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!

The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.

by (◉ᴥ◉) July 5, 2018

eggplantastic

Adjective- used to decribe situations or things that are so freakin' awesome that they can't be defined any other way. Also someone really really good looking. See svelte.

Alex from Brooklyn is so cool, she's EGGPLANTASTIC!

by da j-crew July 31, 2005