Eggknob

When your girl generously slathers up your cock and balls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a Christmas horn until you bust one out.

Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.

Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.

Eggknob by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017

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eggknob

a large white egg with a golden doorknob stuck onto it.

is that eggknob?

eggknob by eggknob April 27, 2021

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Eggknob • eggknots

eggknots

Eggknots- clumpy pubis hair forming little knots- Eggknots

I was a bit disgruntled so I told my boss to suck my eggknots.

eggknots by Butchynanoo July 23, 2022

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

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Regular Degular

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.

May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.

Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023

Word of the Day on July 3, 2026

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feeder

Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.

(see entry for feederism

feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004

Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

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give a hoot don't pollute

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Word of the Day on July 1, 2026

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