When your girl generously slathers up your cock and balls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a Christmas horn until you bust one out.
Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.

Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
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a large white egg with a golden doorknob stuck onto it.
is that eggknob?
by eggknob April 27, 2021
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