Eggknob
When your girl generously slathers up your cock and balls with creamy holiday egg nog and proceeds to blow you like a Christmas horn until you bust one out.
Jane gave me the old eggknob last night. My taint is still a little sticky.
Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
Your mum gives the best eggknob braaaahhhh. Merry Christmas to me.
Eggknob by Eaton Holgoode November 25, 2017
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