"Dude what the
Fuck did you have to female email me like that for? It made no sense. Just call me next time it will take both of us less time to figure out what you are trying to tell me," you say.
"Whats a female
email?" he asks.
"It is when you send me a message over 150 characters that is a bitch to read, like you just did. It was
five messages scattered in a fucked up order! It took me five minutes to figure out what
u were saying." you say.