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Efilism is life spelled backwards. It is Applied to all sentient life because sentience is the problem of evolution. It is a belief there is something fundementally broken about life. Efilism states that a universe without sentient life is beneficial to a universe With sentient life. An Efilist never limits the world view to human suffering and wants society to take action to prevent Wild Animal birth.
John: What if efilism?
Gary: Efilism is the ethical philosophy that the world would be better without sentient lives.
Efilism by Sebastian Dale July 19, 2018
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The belief that life is inherently negative, and therefore should be voluntarily ended. Efilists do believe in people's rights to choose for themselves however, and would not support a genocide of all life. In an efilist's ideal world, every human on earth would commit suicide, ridding the world of what they see as the plague of human life.
"Did you hear Johnny killed himself?"
"Oh my god! Why?"
"He said in his note that it was something to do with this philosophy of his called efilism. He urges us to kill ourselves as well."
"Wow, that's dark."
efilism by AntichristSuperstar2021 September 10, 2013

Neo-efilism

It's a extended or an advanced version of Efilism Claiming that the only true solution to the universal problem of pain and suffering is through The Painless Extermination of all Sentience Life Forms In the Universe Called (The Neo-efil Final Solution or Der neo-efil Endlösung) The likes and adoption of a nazi style, the seriousness of this philosophy is questionable as it's created by an anonymous troll called efilperpenfuhrer Eric Brown.
The only logical and practical form of Efilism is Neo-Efilism In Theory At Least.

Good, Sehr Gut Herr efilperpenfuhrer.
Neo-efilism by Count Eric Brown November 27, 2020
This term is used to describe a woman in her late twenties with a large sex drive who consistently reaches sexual climax after very little time and effort. It is named after an attractive female with a reputation for a high level of sexual prowess named Emily, who is notorious for achieving orgasm very quickly in virtually every position and situation. Women use this word when discussing their latest sexual exploits among each other.
OMG! I finally hooked up with that new intern guy still in college at work and he gave me more Emilisms than I could remember last night. I practically had one as soon as he took off his shirt. He is so hot and looks just like the gardener I always wanted to do off of Desperate Housewives! I love being such a cougar!
Extensive practice of evil.
The religion of evil people.
The predominant form of behavior of duplicitous people in power.
The current philosophy that, put into action, is rapidly destroying any trace of humane behavior.
Everybody here lies. This city -and its government- is pure Evilism.
Evilism by rperazag May 12, 2010
A term used to describe the abilty of lesbians to attract and pull unwanted straight girls.
Emily innocently dressed in green on a hockey social was attacked by sailor girl. Photos later in the night suggested actions in the toilet where not of the toilet nature. Sailor girl was now green.
3months later:
Sailor girl confesses love Emilism occurs
Result:
Emily buys a hamster ‘Spazmo Mc Clawface’
Emilism by Gaydeator April 1, 2007
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