A gull who can't fly but won't sink. Shes a hooker who once gave a bj to spongebob on christmas. She has nine eyes and sleeps in a tiggers belly. No homo.

Me:is that Edma?
Someone: thats a guy dude!

Me: oh....

edma by Lusexy November 29, 2013

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edma • Edman • edma06RBLX • Edmah • Edmalyn • Edmango • Edman Moment • Edmanuel • Edmar • Edmara

Edmango

Someone who is built like a garbage can

Person 1: Where's the garbage can?
Person 2: Over there!
Person 1: No, that's just Edmango

Edmango by Blogan Maschari November 12, 2019

edma06RBLX

the person that rickrolled YouTube.
YouTube: "Did you just... rickroll YouTube"

edma06RBLX is in short, a legend.

edma06RBLX by Earthyy January 1, 2021

Edmarie

The most straight up person you wi ever met in your entrie ife. She is an amazing person with wlidlife. Shes LOUD, CRAZY, and SPECIAL. A fun person to be around with and she's the BOSS legit. Edmaries tend to have HUGE ASSES and be CHONGAS ( in a very good way) they arent hoes they know right from wrong and respect themselves... they DGAF about guys

* edmaries acting mad crazy, mother walks in and see's she is drinking somthing ( the drink looks like rum)

edmarie: laaalaaalaaaaaa
mother: what is edmarie drinking?!?!?!?!?!
* checks edmaries drink*
mother : nevermind is it just appe juice, shes acting like an EDMARIE

Edmarie by MMC<3 June 28, 2011

edmark special

To attempt have sex with a guy or girl but only make it to first base

Me: Yo Kory you get with that girl last night?
Kory: Naw we only made out.
Me: So you hooked her up with the edmark special?
Kory: sadly....

edmark special by HSep December 11, 2008

Edman

A father. A great storyteller who can always make you laugh. An excellent cook known especially for his delicious BBQ in the summer and his vegetable beef soup in the winter. A devout Bass fisherman. An Animal lover. A damn good man.

Edman was a great father and fisherman. He is dearly missed.

Edman by eLLe kAt April 19, 2015

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026