A gull who can't fly but won't sink. Shes a hooker who once gave a bj to spongebob on christmas. She has nine eyes and sleeps in a tiggers belly. No homo.
The most straight up person you wi ever met in your entrie ife. She is an amazing person with wlidlife. Shes LOUD, CRAZY, and SPECIAL. A fun person to be around with and she's the BOSS legit. Edmaries tend to have HUGE ASSES and be CHONGAS ( in a very good way) they arent hoes they know right from wrong and respect themselves... they DGAF about guys
* edmaries acting mad crazy, mother walks in and see's she is drinking somthing ( the drink looks like rum)
edmarie: laaalaaalaaaaaa
mother: what is edmarie drinking?!?!?!?!?!
* checks edmaries drink*
mother : nevermind is it just appe juice, shes acting like an EDMARIE
A father. A great storyteller who can always make you laugh. An excellent cook known especially for his delicious BBQ in the summer and his vegetable beef soup in the winter. A devout Bass fisherman. An Animal lover. A damn good man.