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The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.
"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."
eBayed by Madnas August 20, 2012
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An activity which involves many of the processes of traditional dating but without the associated time and expense. The primary purpose is to create or nurture a romantic attraction which will lead to eBases 1 through 4 by utilising a variety of online services. Typical eDate activities include instant-messaging, yahoo games and watching the same dvd's. A successful eDate may result in an /invite request your date’s private IRC channel on Quakenet for cyber (sex). EDates are often criticised for not affording the participants the level of intimacy that can be achieved through physical interactions. Common precursors to eDates include eCards and eFlowers however many consider these totally gay.
A: I went on a hot ass eDate with cheryl yesterday!
B: Dude, you really gotta get a girlfriend whose last name doesn't end in .jpg.
A: Don't hate the playa.
eDate by Sparkey196 May 9, 2006
A couple who met online (usually through discord) and spends their time playing games together calling it a "date"
"Edaters are so fucking irritating."
Edater by pissbabydotcom March 29, 2021
To eDate someone involves this: guy sends nude, girl sends nude back, Skype calls, nudes, "I love you" over text, Snapchat daily, then finally meet irl after a year of talking to find that the person is very different to what you'd thought they'd be
Bro I edated this girl called Shantelle but when I met her in real life, she said her name was Mary. Turns out when I asked for her name last year, she said "Shan't tell"
eDate by bigfingers567 November 13, 2016
A kind and very considerate man with a big heart. Super intelligent and tech savvy.
He's such an Edafe
Edafe by Teggggus February 5, 2020
Edarem, also known as "The Schnozz", is an older man whose fame as a YouTube personality has grown exponentially since September of 2006. Edarem posts new videos quite often (despite, or perhaps because of the fact, that he is old and literally insane) that sometimes feature him singing, dancing, lip synching, talking, or all of the above. His tastes range from TV theme songs ("Scrubs", "Walker, Texas Ranger") to classical pieces ("Khachaturian's Sabre", "Hungarian Dance"). It should be noted, however, that Edarem also likes to posts videos about his adventures in his life, ranging from trips to Wal-Mart to a video in which he trims the branches of a tree with a chain saw. Edarem has started to edit his videos; his skill can be seen in a video, 2:17 in length, of a Robin in a bird bath that does nothing more than stand about. Given the quirky, obsessive nature of Edarem's material, it is possible that he is a paid actor.
"You seem tired this morning, honey. What's wrong?"
"Nothing, Mom. I was just up watching Edarem's YouTube Channel until 3:00 a.m. last night!"
Edarem by swimbikerun May 17, 2009