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Eating beans

Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially innapropriate. Comes from the meme “this ni**a eating beans”.
Articuno said some dumb shit, so I told him he was eating beans.
Eating beans by Luje45 April 5, 2019
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eating beans

''this nibba eating beans''
eating beans by DeutscherLifeS. June 26, 2018

Eating Beans

Friend: Hey bro, hop on ps4
Me: I’ll get on in a bit I’m eating beans rn.
Eating Beans by AniboioK November 14, 2018

this nigga eating beans 

When you spill beans all over yourself while watching Cars 2, a black teenager will shout, "This nigga eating beans."
"I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater & a black teenager shouted, "This nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."

this nigga eating beans 

The worst insult known to the universe. All men that have been insulted by this phrase will go commit die in 3-7 buisness days.
Me: Eating beans while watching Cars 2 in the theater.

Me: Spills beans.

African American Teenager : This nigga eating beans.

Me: dies

My Nigga Eating Beans

When your nigga eats your beans.
Ay! My Nigga Eating Beans!
My Nigga Eating Beans by MNEB February 17, 2019

Caught Eating Beans 

Adj. 1.)This word describes a negative action in which one has done the unthinkable, unbelievable, and in public. This usually starts off small, such as putting on the wrong shoes, or having a stain on your shirt. However, the absolute boiling point is when one tries to use the urinal as a toilet, and gets called out for it.
2.)This could also be used in a more literal way, such as eating a can of beans in an inappropriate place. This definition is more of a misdemeanor, but will be met harshly by one's peers and friends.
Ex.1) Govna Quentin: Oi bruv, 'ows this possible?! This isn't the right book I need to turn in!

Library Bloke: Looks like ya just got caught Eating Beans!

Ex.2) Movie Bloke: Oops...*Can of open beans falls on shirt*

Movie Goer: Bruh, are you really eating beans?

Movie Bloke: Yeet

Movie Goer: Why you Eating Beans while we're watching Cars 2, niBBa? Hey everyone, this nigga eatin' Beans!!

Literally everyone: lololololololo
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