eating babies

Invariably the greatest pastime ever to be established as a professional sport.

The candied babies are the greatest.

I was bored, so I munched on the leg of a caramel-encrusted baby.

by Vee Are Are Schee February 3, 2004

eat babies

something done when one is bored and doesn't really feel like cooking or any of that shit.

man, got so fried i ate babies.

by defect December 13, 2004

eat babies

To swallow when going down on a guy

Barbra said she's never gonna eat babies again after I called her a cannibal last time.

by Jew Lightning August 31, 2007

eat babies

or to eat one's babies, vb.
To do well, to triumph over someone
to humiliate someone

How'd the debate go?
Oh, man! I ate their babies! They looked so sad.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 9, 2005

Eat babies

The act of eating innocent children. Usually acted upon by kyler

Eat babies, burn babbies.

by Simple Equality May 16, 2017

eat babies

Smoking marijuana. Used to make parents and teachers think youre a cannibal rather than a stoner.

hey my parents are out of town wanna eat babies at my house?

by Lord Farquad September 21, 2006

eat babies

A multipurpose retort meaning "shut the hell up" or "suck on that".
Made more effective by adding "Bitch".

"Haha your face is too big for your head."
"Eat babies bitch!"

by Boylio April 11, 2007