EatDatPussy445 

Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

Friend: Good Evening Twitter, this is your boy EatDatPussy445, and about like 30-45 minutes ago, I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.

Me: Oh yeah that video is legendary.

EatDatPussy445 by jack._.mccu September 11, 2019

eatdatpussy445 

Shelby I know you're reading this
eatdatpussy445

Shelby I will rape you

eatdatpussy445

eatdatpussy445 by dsZVeswfggews June 19, 2017

eatthatpussy445 

God himself, makes great content.

Good evening twitter this is ya boi eatthatpussy445 and about forty to fifty minutes ago, I beat the fuck outta my dick

eatthatpussy445 by Meme Buffet September 25, 2017

Eetdatpusy445 

The god of america.

Person: Yo! EetDatPusy445?!
EDP445:What it do?

Nuthin, just sayin you a 🐐

Eetdatpusy445 by CeilingGangElite, (CGE) April 25, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019