When a woman sucks a mans dick and swallows the cum (kids)
i would really like to eat kids, specifically your kids
by eatbattyfam March 19, 2020
Get the eat kids mug.
I eat kids just a man or woman esting kids
Man or woman who literally eats kid. i eat kids

by King-nutt April 28, 2019
Get the I eat kids mug.
1.to suck dick or eat pussy and swallow the cum
Girl: shut up fuck boy
Boy: eat my kids
by jennlysse November 22, 2016
Get the eat my kids mug.
A phrase used as intimidation; used many times by Mike Tyson to intimidate his opponents before a match
I'm fucking crazy!! I'll eat your kids bitch!!
by Yalts March 30, 2008
Get the I'll eat your kids mug.
A term used to express extreme distaste and anger towards someone of low competence. (Especially when the person is a moronic, cliche douchebag)
Tyler: Hey, dude. Tell your mom I said "hi."
Phil: Shut the hell up. I'll eat your fuckin' kids.
by Phildo January 21, 2005
Get the I'll eat your kids mug.
"hey lets stop dancing for a little and go to my truck. I'll will get you off and I'll eat your kids "
by Absurdny September 3, 2008
Get the I'll eat your kids mug.
A grindcore band from Keokuk, Iowa. They somehow immediately became famous for going super crazy on stage and doing stupid shit like pushing eachother and causing self-inflicted harm to eachother.
Man 1: "Did you see Eat the Fat Kids play last week?"

Man 2: "No. They just hurt eachother. It's actually kind of boring."
by xxxshotgunxxxxx February 1, 2010
Get the Eat The Fat Kids mug.