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easter pumpkin 

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
easter pumpkin by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
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cheater cheater pumpkin eater 

it's what little kids say when they suspect that one is cheating in a game.
kid: *takes TWO turns :O*
another kid: hey you can't do that! you are a CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER!

pumpkin eater 

Classic spin on cheater cheater pumpkin eater eats all the pumpkin slang. If someone’s a cheater say this
Oh yeah Zane.. his cheater cheater a pumpkin eater he eats all the pumpkins
pumpkin eater by Larry_rumple69 April 25, 2023

pumpkin eater 

comes from an old nursery rhyme:
cheater cheater, pumpkin eater”
used to refer to those that cheat, and in more recent times, a person who cheats on their significant other
Halsey recently tweeted “Pumpkin eater” suggesting to her followers that her ex-boyfriend was cheater.
pumpkin eater by molmoney August 4, 2019

pumpkin eater 

When a person or animal eats another person's or animal's ass(In a sexual way), and shit starts to come out, but you just keep going.
Girl 1: Last night John went down on my ass and started going to town on it. I started relaxing a little too much, a little bit of shit came out!

Girl 2: Did John stop to throw up?

Girl 1: NO! He just kept going, so gross. I didn't know he was a "pumpkin eater"...
pumpkin eater by Mr.SoLDBuY May 25, 2016
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026