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East Texas 

Possibly the most racist place in the whole USA, and yes that's including the whole south. Here if you are anything except white, country-fied, and baptist, you are automatically ruled out. It doesn't matter how you act, it's all about social status. The KKK started here, that should be proof enough. Now if you happen to fit the white ,country-fied, baptist profile then you will feel right at home.

I'm not going to talk about the geography here because it's pretty much pine trees and hills, there's another definition under Texas to explain that.
Sub-title to East Texas Welcome Sign: If you don't go to church, they will ask WHY NOT constantly, if you are Jewish that's a synonym for crap, and you are called gay or slacker or city person if not country-fied.
East Texas by Jay*Bee August 17, 2010
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East Texas Hot Pocket

When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!

East Texas Threesome 

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.
I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.
East Texas Threesome by Don Jr. February 27, 2015

East Texas Gravy Boat 

The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out
I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.

East Texas Spaghetti 

When two people, especially rednecks/cousin fuckers, shit, and then mash their hair into.
I really like to make East Texas Spaghetti with my sister

East Texas Barbeque Sauce 

Noun- refers to the discharge experienced when performing cunnilingus on a female during her menstrual cycle.
La Quanda: "Hey baby, why don't you stop brushing yo' teeth and get'cho ass into 'dis bed nouw?"

Damon: "Man, bes' check yo' shit-- I dun' want any that East Texas Barbeque Sauce now. Shiiiiit."

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.
Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!
East-Texas Faceshield by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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