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earthnostic 

As with religion of both an atheist and a theist, there exists an in-between: agnostics.

This simply applies the same logic to the Earth as there are both Flat Earth believers and Round Earth believers.

An earthnostic is therefore someone without a believe/opinion about the shape of the Earth
I'm an earthnostic since I have never been to space and saw the Earth's shape for myself
earthnostic by ilikejasmijn16 October 30, 2023
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Earthtistic 

Basically, you just take everything that makes you honest, everything you know and love, and allow it to be certain until you find out otherwise, and then you allow the earth to open your eyes to whatever it really is. You have to blend your point of view with what you feel is right, with what is actually right, but not because anyone tells you to, but because you know it's right. It's kind of like accepting whatever is opposite of you without giving up who you are. Not in a way that would hurt you though. It's more like half-adapting. But only if you are really truly a good person.

Think about something you hate, and learn about it, don't become it, well, unless you want to and that it is actually right, but if it's not don't try to ruin it, but instead show it the way so to speak. Not with fighting, not with persuasion, manipulation or shame, but showing. At all costs while learning be sure whatever it is doesn't hurt you. For that you need to be strong. In case it tries to. Not everything is earthtistic.
"Whoa, what's up with him? I don't like him much but he's good people to me. (And years later i tend to want to be him.)"

"oh, he's earthtistic"

IE. If Rainman was autistic and smart but couldn't connect easily, maybe the ideal earth-based human would be earthtistic.
Earthtistic by Texas Mike O'Shayette November 13, 2011
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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026