ear wiggling

To lie; to fib; to bend the truth

Tim was doing some serious ear wiggling when he said Tina's dress looked "Bitchin' as fuck!"

ear wiggling by Fucking Phil September 5, 2019

Get merch

Get the ear wiggling mug.

See more merch

earwigging

Eavesdropping.

I believe I first heard this in a Goon Show (british radio comedy from the '50's)

Oi! Quit earwigging on my conversation!

earwigging by theKiwi July 23, 2005

Get merch

Related Words

ear wiggling • earwigging • Ear Rape • Ear Worm • ear hustling • Ear Fuck • ear candy • Ear Hustlin' • ear ball • ear plug

earwigging

* Influencing someone by tirelessly talking to them
* Talking someone into something
* Functioning as a whisperer/secret counselor

He's been earwigging me to break up with her, insisting she's a slut.

earwigging by mersiren December 28, 2005

Get merch

earwigging

-Irish slang: when a man puts his toe in his girlfriend's ear.

-an act of foreplay

I was earwigging my girlfriend during foreplay but she just wanted to cut straight to the other stuff.

earwigging by JNis March 13, 2010

Get merch

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

Get merch

abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Get merch

Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

Get merch