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eagle scout

(n.) A younger woman that dates older men. The older man may be termed a bald eagle. Note that the younger woman is not necessarily a gold digger. The young woman may be understood as the opposite of a cougar.
My recently-divorced uncle is totally getting hit on by your eagle scout of a little sister.
eagle scout by Philentropy January 22, 2008

Eagle Scout

The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.
"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"

"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."

"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"
Eagle Scout by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023

Eagle Scout Project 

Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."
Eagle Scout Project by Berry November 25, 2003

Eagle Scout Project 

A group of otherwise popular and attractive females having charity sex with an undesirable male.
That guy is really ugly, has no money, and probably hasn't ever been laid. He needs an Eagle Scout Project for the one and only time in his pitiful life. Put on your blindfolds and nose plugs. Let's go girls!

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026